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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A Gecko

I know lots of women complain that there are lots of things their husbands should refrain from doing. Farting in public comes to mind. {eyes rolling} I have no such complaints. I am quite happy with my husband, thank you very much.

Except...well...except for one thing.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE THERE IS A GECKO IN THE MASTER BATHROOM RIGHT BEFORE SHE FALLS ASLEEP.

I'm not scared of geckos, but there is a time and a place, and I don't want to look under the toilet seat for one as I stumble into the bathroom at 3 a.m.

I'm just saying.

Etcetera.

1 comment:

Spicy CPA Frog! said...

I told my husband once while I was taking a bath that there was a lizard in the light fixture. What does he do?? Get it out and pretend like he's going to throw on me. I was going crazy!! Just like the other night when there was a lotus on the fence. He takes it off and chases me around the yard. Well, I didn't know that the lotus leaves the shell and that nothing was inside of it...