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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Parenting with a Sense of Humor (Off Topic Tuesday)

Some quotes from Loki, age 6.

Sometimes, the only way to parent is to laugh.



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"Actually, I would not make a very good elf. I like to spend a lot of time in just my underwear and the North Pole is very cold."

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Loki climbs on the sofa.

"How sweet," I think.

"Backscratching service, please," he announces.

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With a look of utter disgust on his face, Loki announced, "Daddy just ate a skittle from inside of the sofa!"

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Loki had to recolor his "Holy Family" project for school.

"Loki, why did you have to redo it?"

"Well, apparently, if you color Joseph and Mary's eyes red, they are evil."

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We were walking through the Our Lady of Mercy campus when Loki saw a statue of Michael the Archangel.

"Mommy, that weeping angel is holding a sword. Don't blink!"

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I was cooking at the stove when I heard Loki yell, "Daddy, Mommy is making smoke dragons again!"

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I hope you enjoyed the Loki-isms today!

Etcetera.

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6 comments:

Kimmie said...

LOVE IT!!!! Made my kids laugh on yet another eLearning day....this one due to freezing rain. :)

Anonymous said...

Hahahahah! So funny :D

Unknown said...

Brilliant! I really enjoyed this! From the mouths of babes huh?

Unknown said...

Especially love the elf comment - self-reflection is a wonderful thing xD

Inner Prop said...

Love the Dr. Who reference.

My nephew at about 3 was taken to the back of the church for ants in the pants. There he happened to see up close a very large and colorful crucifix statue. He said, "Woah, what happened to that dude?"

Anonymous said...

I love this! It's a great way to keep track of their silliness. Fun memories.

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